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Spending the Holidays with Slashers & Misc.

(I was having trouble posting this so it's a bit late. I also might make a pt.2 if I can think of more things)

Michael Myers

Doesn't acknowledge it as a real holiday.

Get's pissy because everyone leaves home to go on vacation and there's no one to kill.

As soon as one kid mistakes him for a pale Santa he just heads home and calls it a night.

Billy Loomis

Spends the night before Christmas stressing out trying to figure out how to wrap a present(So does Stu by affiliation)

When you come downstairs in the morning you can tell which present is yours because there's a copious layer of tape around each box.

Stu also abought you a basketball so don't even ask how he wrapped that.

Hannibal Lecter

As soon as it hits December 1st, the house is decorated head to toe in Christmas decorations.

Best believe there will be Rum cake and a lot of it because he started making it in January.

Doesn't do ugly sweaters.

Has never watched the Grinch and doesn't plan to.

Bo Sinclair

Wraps a bow around his beer and calls it a day. (Just kidding)

Spends all of Christmas day baking a ham that he's been dreaming about since February. (Even though he bought the ingredients last second)

Doesn't know what to get you for Christmas so while he's at the store doing last-second shopping he buys you your favorite drink and a card with a duck dressed as Santa on it.

Brahms Heelshire

Wakes you up in the morning with a very special breakfast. (It's a pb&j with a glass of milk except there wasn't enough milk so it's half water and half milk)

Still thinks that Santa is real.

Patrick Bateman

Forces you to wear matching pajamas and do a photo shoot with him to send out to everyone because "you're such a loving couple!"(Forgets to book a photographer and ends up having to get it done in a Kohls)

For Christmas he buys you a set of your very own business cards that say "Patrick Bateman's wife, Y/N" on them and a bottle sugar-free champagne. (He's so proud of himself for this gift btw)

Lady Dimitrescu

She's a girl mom to the max, meaning everyone is getting presents in perfectly wrapped paper with a cute note in cursive saying how much she loves you.

100% would sit back with a glass of wine while watching everyone open their presents.

Heisenberg

He makes a tree out of metal scraps and wakes you up by shouting, "Hey! Watch this!" as he electrocutes the entire tree, causing the very wooden ground underneath it to catch on fire.

Claims that the Lycans still believe in Santa.

Has them dress up in elf suits and has them run around the entire village harassing Miranda and the rest of his siblings.

Carlos Oliveira

Buys 400$ worth of Chinese food and calls in sick for the next week because of it.

He's the type of person who would send a video of himself singing "It's Timeee~" to the entire group chat at 12am on Christmas Day.

Sends out a calendar for the New Year to the ENTIRE company except every month is a different photo of him. (HR has gotten involved but they have yet to stop him)

Leon Kennedy

Says that he doesn't like Christmas and that it's his least favorite holiday. (Liar)

Tries spiked eggnog and sugar cookies for the first time and then it all changes.

Shows up to the station wearing a new ugly Christmas sweater each day(Somehow he gets Carlos and Chris in on it too).

Brings candy canes with him when he goes out on patrol to hand out to kids.

Hellboy

Spends his holiday rewatching the original Grinch and going shopping in World Market. (I feel like he'd love Marzipan and Fruit Cake)

Every Christmas he always buys everyone in the Bureau (besides Myers) their favorite bar of chocolate and hands them out at the annual Christmas party.

He's also made it a thing where he dresses up as Santa and goes to the Psych ward to visit the patients(and sometimes Liz).

[justagaycryptid]

I feel that regarding Morgott/Tarnished pairings there’s an untapped market regarding the transitional period that there would be between the start of the relationship and the point where it actually is healthy

Like it would take a lot of effort on the Tarnished’s part to actually get Morgott to simply just be amicable to them. Like it wouldn’t take too much divergence from canon to keep him alive, simply have him decide to concede to the Tarnished instead of choosing to keep going until he dies; he’d have to realize that he cannot win, but if he stays alive he can figure out some way to minimize the damage the Tarnished poses to the Golden Order/Leyndell, especially since they aren’t Elden Lord yet, so he’s got time to plan. It could be believable since while Morgott is prideful as hell, he’s also fully devoted to his role as Lord of Leyndell; yes it’s more likely he’d die protecting the Erdtree, as happens in canon, but posing a divergence from canon with his concession, depending mostly on the type of Tarnished he’s dealing with, wouldn’t be too out of character so long as you frame it as a long play on his part, which we know he’s capable of given his history as Veiled Monarch for the past few thousand years or so.

So given this kind of foundation, there’s no way in hell that there would be any sort of progress until after the Tarnished becomes Elden Lord. Morgott’s deal is very much ‘the devil that you know is better than the devil that you don’t’. He’s not stupid; he knows he suffers under the Golden Order, he knows other Omen suffer under the Golden Order, he knows the world had gone to shit. Yet still, this is all he has. He’s given himself to the Golden Order because it’s all he has. He holds a hope that yes, one day the Golden Order will fix everything, that it will hold true and restore sanity to The Lands Between. It is the only thing he has left to give his love to, and by every god above that’s what he’s going to do. And like I don’t 100% subscribe to the notion that the dude is just a self-loathing sad sack. Yes, he holds a disdain for his Omen heritage and views himself as lesser in that regard, but at the same time he deliberately escaped the Shunning Grounds during the Shattering and took the throne of Leyndell for himself. He explicitly refers to himself as ‘Last of All Kings’ during the cutscene for his boss battle. He’s an efficient warmonger and one of the orchestrators of one of the battle on Mount Gelmir, which is considered one of the most appalling battles in the entirety of the Shattering. Despite all his hang ups about being an Omen, he is prideful to a fault.

So then when it comes to the Tarnished, he doesn’t know what they are going to do. (Minor point of contention that I have is when people refer to Morgott as ‘racist’ because of his disdain for the Tarnished. First off, Tarnished aren’t a race, being Tarnished is an affiliation; warriors of Godfrey that were banished with him after they lost Grace in The Long March (pretty sure that’s what it was called) and their descendants. If you’re gonna call Morgott racist then criticize his beliefs about the Golden Order and how they treat lesser races, but not because he hates the player character. Stupid thing to bitch about but I digress) Morgott hates the Tarnished because he knows what they represent. He knows that means that they have been called to repair the Elden Ring and become the new reigning Elden Lord, which is an idea that terrifies Morgott. And honestly given some of the endings you can achieve, he’s right to be terrified. This is something that threatens the state of the Golden Order and the Lands Between as a whole, much less Morgott’s title as Lord of Leyndell. He stands to lose everything he’s desperately fought for, and watch the world fall apart before his very eyes. There would be no relationship between the Tarnished and Morgott unless they could prove to him that they aren’t going to essentially ruin everything. Given that they are able to achieve this, it would likely be slow going to improve their standing; hesitant allies evolving to a sort of comfortable ‘coworker’ (I suppose? There’s probably a better word for it but that’s all I’ve got at the moment) standing given that the Tarnished proves themselves competent in manners of state, or if they are willing to learn (preferably from Morgott since then he’d be more assured that they’re doing things the ‘right’ way). Of course Morgott would be very unlikely to initiate anything on his end. As it stands, once he’s sure the Tarnished won’t bring about the destruction of the Lands Between, he’d probably prefer to be left alone to keep serving as Lord of Leyndell. It’s not that he necessarily wants to be alone, it’s just more comfortable for him; it’s what he’s used to. But given that he’s almost certainly lonely, and if they are tolerable to be around, it would take less effort than one would think to get him to warm up to them.

If it did ever progress to something romantic however, the Tarnished would need to initiate. Firstly, it’s unlikely Morgott would recognize any romantic feelings he may harbor as being such; he’d likely take it as himself beginning to recognize the Tarnished as Elden Lord, which is a status akin to divinity, since for Morgott love and worship are intrinsically linked in his mind. Secondly, even if he did recognize himself as falling in love, he would not act on it unless he knew his affections were explicitly wanted. And even then it would take convincing. Just because he feels he deserves his position as Lord of Leyndell, doesn’t mean he feels like he would deserve to consort with the Elden Lord. He *is* still an Omen. He knows that is something that is undesirable, something that he himself considers undesirable. It would take a metric ton of coaxing and reassurances that yes, the Tarnished does in fact want him romantically.

And then it would very quickly get unhealthy.

As I said before, Morgott believes love and worship to be intrinsically linked to one another; his parents are gods and the only thing he has ever loved has been the religious system that oppressed him for thousands of years. He had likely never had any sort of healthy attachments modeled for him, and thus would not know how to express his newfound love for the Tarnished in a healthy manner. Like it wouldn’t get to ridiculous levels like ‘Alpha Male’ Morgott, but he would be incredibly jealous and possessive. This is his Love, his very God. He dedicates his very fucking soul to them and only them, and he’s constantly terrified of losing their favor just as he never held the favor of Grace. Because the Tarnished is a God he knows that other people worship and covet them as well. Depending on the Tarnished’s stance on the Golden Order it’s very likely he would at this point finally abandon it, especially if it’s been abolished by the Tarnished. How foolish of him to worship false idols that would never return his love! He’s finally found true divinity! Of course be still holds lingering shame about his blood considering that it takes more than a little while to undo thousands of years of hearing that you are a mistake and a blight on the world. But in this instance his shame would only push him to keep his hold tight on the Tarnished. He knows that he is Unworthy, and yet he still has the love of his God anyways, and there isn’t a single damn person that can take this away from him. It’s very likely he would also become paranoid to excessive levels that the Tarnished will find someone better. That there are worthier suitors than him, that they will decide that they no longer want him and have realized that they deserve better. Depending on if the Tarnished is able to catch this, it’s very likely that Morgott would spiral into something uncontrollable and that the relationship would become something toxic. Taking a more optimistic path, it would take a lot of honest discussion with Morgott before the relationship settles into something healthy, at least on Morgott’s side. He’d eventually calm the hell down and for the most part quell his more negative emotions.

[jjwolves]

I’ve seen your werewolf and werecat fics and I was wondering if maybe you’d do a DBBQ ƎNA x a centaur reader? Centaurs being like half human and half horse would probably be interesting to pair with ƎNA. I don’t have a ton of ideas beyond that though, I just like centaurs and ƎNA lol

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What: 5 Headcanons of ENA the Worker X Centaur Reader

Who: ENA the Worker from ENA Dream BBQ (by Joel G)

How Much: ~900 words, ~4 mins

Credits: Image Banner → Joel G, Divider → @sister-lucifer

Warnings: None

ENA loves each half of you. She never really speaks about it, but she really likes animals and everything about them, like the freedom to exist as yourself and only yourself, and the natural vigor of a wild creature in its habitat. It’s a common occurrence for her to begin idly petting your horse-half while talking to you. That’s the other part that ENA likes just as much. The human part. The part that can talk to her and love her and keep her company and listen to her ruminations, and the part that gives her the opportunity to do the same for you. An opportunity she never had before. “When I talk to you, I feel free. And not free like ‘I don’t cost anything’, because that would be below market price. I suppose what I mean is that I wish I was like you.” You don’t know how to help ENA be a magnificent creature of contradiction like you, running free with the wind in your hair and a hunting bow in your hands. But you can try anyway.

You start trying to help ENA loosen up when she takes breaks from her nearly-unending work. You know that straight-up ditching her responsibilities wouldn’t be good for someone like her, so you begin trying to ease her into it. When ENA is sitting alone at the end of a bone-arch, running a mitten-hand through her hair, no Jobs to do, you appear, galloping up to her. She looks back and offers a tired smile. “Fancy seeing you here. It’s always nice to aim for loneliness’ head. So, what opportunities do you have for me?” You tell her that you want to go to the Ghost of Mall City. “Yes! Let’s arrange a meetup to that location! Sounds spiritual, guaranteed!” Those monochrome fields with the clockwork house above it. “I’ve been craving the fresh taste of flowering fields. Destination set! Let’s clock in to fate!” On a date. “T-those weren’t dates!? Are you blending my radio right now!?” Ah. You backpedal and say you want to go on another date. ENA huffs fondly, cold and sharp. “Don’t you forget it.”

ENA starts developing a warm, swirling fondness for things that remind you of her, and it gets stronger the longer she goes without being able to see you. A client notices that ENA keeps looking above them as they’re talking about the job that they want done. “Is there something wrong with your head or something wrong with my face?” “Oh, certainly not, dear customer. I was simply admiring your adornments. What a strong feng shui my kind affiliates have.” The customer follows ENA’s gaze to a horseshoe which rests above their doorway. “Okay. Well, either way, snap out of it! It’s not part of your payment, so forget it.” Later, ENA closes her eyes to navigate the Maze of Serenity. There’s nothing but planes of pulsing blue veins running along night-black surfaces, so she follows the sounds in her heart to find the exit. Cha-ching! No, that’s not all it’s cut out to be. Get moving! Normally that’d be enough, but it’s not working for her right now. Clip-clop, clip-clop. Yes. That. There. Go there. Clip-clop, clip-clop. ENA opens her eyes and she’s outside, on the sun. She thinks she’s glowing. “Whoah.”

You and ENA sometimes do target practice. You pull your string back and let loose an arrow which hits a three-ringed star dead-on. You turn to ENA for a dose of well-deserved praise. She looks on in wonder. “By Jove, you’ve sold that arrow straight to the angels!” You hand her the bow to let her have her turn. She awkwardly lets it rest in your outstretched hand for a moment before picking it up and giving you a firm handshake. “Mm. Good deal!” Weirdo. You instruct ENA to stand straight, legs shoulder-width apart. Use both eyes. ENA pulls back an arrow and fires it off at the same star. It’s a perfect shot. Amazed, you clap ENA on the back and congratulate her. She accepts the gesture happily, at least until her head spins around. “Finally! About time I got to shoot something!”

One day, ENA seems particularly overburdened with work when she comes to see you. She has rings under her eyes, frazzled hair and her face keeps glitching out and losing its textures. She speaks through angry fangs. “You shouldn’t have to see me in this pitiful state! Your best bet is to turn around and postpone. I’m feeling deplorable.” You refuse. Instead, you offer her a deal: one free centaur ride in exchange for time spent with your favorite polygon. “Fine. But I don’t see how a moronic joyride would--” You put her on and take off, amping up your speed and feeling the whispering wind rushing through your hair. Everything becomes a blur with the kind of agility you can travel with. ENA hangs onto you tightly. She exclaims something with an abrasive, crackling voice which is lost with the moving air. You ask her to say it again, and this time you hear it: “FASTER! TO FREEDOM!” She doesn’t have to tell you twice. You go full speed, leaping over mirror bridges and crossing rocky planes in mere moments. Your might goes rewarded with a rare treasure: you can hear but one thing not lost to the wind. ENA’s pale side screeches with glee and hugs the back of your neck tightly. To freedom.

A/N: I had fun writing this one and trying to cram in some mythological/astrological references into it.

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The Beginner’s Guide to YouTube Marketing Introduction Why YouTube Marketing, you ask? Because it’s the second-largest search engine in the world! If you’re an active-duty military service member or a veteran, you might wonder how that matters to you. Well, whether you’re looking to build a brand or create additional income streams, YouTube can be your gold mine. So, let’s dig in! The Importance…

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below are affiliate programs that i’ve tried. rated from 1-10 and why

ShareASale - rated a 10 because it’s the only affiliate company that ive tried and that actually brought me good passive income. not only that, since they are a company, they have multiple businesses that you can choose from depending on what your niche is. a lot of affiliate programs im in right now ive registered through shareasale. link : www.shareasale.com

Shein Affiliate Program - rated at a 9 because it would be a 10 if shareasale wasn’t so good. if you’re into fashion & beauty and your niche revolves around these, go for it. i would suggest only applying if you have purchased from shein before and have bought the products that you’ll be promoting. Currently they only accept you if you’re active on Instagram, YouTube, TikTok & Twitter although you can apply your links elsewhere, these platforms are just needed to application process & for them to view your social media presence. link : www.sheinaffiliate.com ( if you can’t find the affiliate program, type in affiliate directly in the search bar on the app and it will take you straight to the page itself )

Amazon Associates - rated at a 4, it’s not a bad program to be in but to really make bank on there you’d need to have a really wide social media presence, a constant trending niche and you’d have to post multiple links from different products to make a decent amount. i was active on it for about a year and only made around $50 in the end because majority of the brand are quite stingy and pay a very low commission percentage, im talking like 2% -10% so im the end, id really get a few cents from commissions but then again, i do faceless digital marketing and i was just a beginner so my social media presence wasn’t as big as it is now. maybe in the future i would give it another go but for now, nah. tip: if you have you own blog site with you own domain and receive a lot of traffic this might do good for you. link : www.amazonassociates.com

Digistore24 - rated at a 3. there’s not much to say about this affiliate program, i think the rating says enough. maybe others have had good experiences with it but me? nah. from the get go, i knew they were bad. first of all, the thousands of emails i got already put me off & the worst part is, it wasn’t even related to anything i was involved in & no unsubscribing doesn’t work, as long as you have an account with them, trust you’ll be getting all those emails. then, majority of their programs also have the same commission rates as amazon associates, on top of that, the businesses they have aren’t really lucrative & flexible. it really only revolves around a few select niches. i used it for about a few months and i made $0, not even a cent. ive also done research and quite a few users have issues with payouts, they have a very few select payout processes and if you live outside of the us, you may have trouble setting up your payout information. that being said, just because it didn’t work out for me, does not mean it will have the same end result for you. link : www.digistore24.com

so far these are majority of affiliate programs i’ve tried out, excluding small individual programs ive personally joined through my own weight & how they’ve done for me. i will continue to browse and experiment, of course keeping you in the loop, so follow me to stay updated !

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The past week has been so saturated with people making fun of Meghan but I am amazed at how surprised people are by her mediocrity. At no point in the past few years has she shown any signs of being amazing and good at anything (other than grifting).

And so it brings me to the question - Do you think Meghan really cares about the bad reviews?

From what we have seen of her, she seems quite fixated with the idea of being a celeb, the idea of being popular, the idea of being fabulous at whatever she does. She is so fixated with the idea of being applauded and revered that I don't it occurs to her to hone her skills and actually be good at something.

And so, I don't think she cares what people think of her. If you look at this from her side, she has got the money. Butt loads of money for doing not a lot. She now has a solo show on Netflix. She gets to flit about and trill and giggle, and bat her eyelashes at the camera and she gets to be whatever she thinks she is in her head. And nobody is going to confront her to her face.

I think she got what she wanted at long last. And she is where she always wanted to be. She hustled and scemed for 10 long years (Tig took off around 2013/14, she started her faux political, faux humanitarian work around 2014). She finally managed to get where she wanted - her own show on a major platform. I don't think she cares.

As to where she will go or how long that will last... I don't think she has planned that out. She has no idea what to do once she is here. And so now we will see her strat unraveling. The spotlight is on her and she can't escape now. Her inner scheming harpy will come out now. She will start to publicly shit on Harry. She will break whatever promises she made him. And she will think she is bigger than him. Which will start to bother him more than it does now and more drama will unfold. Only this drama will happen in the public sphere.

Once a narcissist always a narcissist.

I think Meghan cares to the extent that her name is trending/in the press and people are talking about her. Whether it’s good or bad, doesn’t matter. Her goal is to be talked about because as long as people are talking about her, she can make money.

A lot of people believe this is the beginning of the end for her. Look at everything she’s done in the last 3 months:

Launched Instagram

Rebranded ARO to ‘As Ever’

Launched ‘As Ever’

Disaster tourism papwalks

Massive Vanity Fake cover story (even if mostly critical)

Rumors of a new book/divorce memoirInvictus Games papwalks

Private personal family photos shared on Instagram, including of the children she vowed she wouldn’t serve on silver platters

Released her Netflix show

“Renewed” her Netflix show

Massive People PR cover story and photo shoot

New podcast

‘As Ever’ product launch with Netflix popup stores

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It’s like an entire year of content creation crammed into 3 months. It’s a LOT. She can’t sustain this pace and unfortunately, that’s the hustle.

[potatothots]

U do dark, yandere👀??? Can I request Grandmaster Bi-han conquering a village and taking virgin!reader as concubine😗 (I'm sick I know🙃😐)

I hope this lives up to expectations! Sorry it was so late. You're not sick, either! It's fantasy!! :D Let me know how I did.

Genre: Drama 

Rating: Porn with plot - NO MINORS

Pairings: dark!Bi-Han x virgin!reader

Warnings: Loss of virginity, breeding kink, talk of death, concubines, non-con

Summary: Bi-Han takes what he wants. The Lin Kuei are always repaid.

Note - I'm not your guardian. You read what you want. I can't stop you. If you don't heed the warnings, too bad for you, not me.

I wrote it, didn’t like it, rewrote some of it, and finally found something I kind of like. Edited by me, however, potatos aren’t the best at editing their own work.

It was a sunny, beautiful day when it happened. There was a chill in the air and a threat of snow on the wind, but it wasn't out of the ordinary for this time of year. You were walking the market street. The smells drew you to various vendors selling dumplings and sweet rice balls. Along with the staples you'd need for the week for yourself and your aging parents, you decided to indulge in some of the sweets. Your dad had a sweet tooth like you; he wouldn't mind. 

As the sun set low on the horizon you started your journey home. There suddenly was a thundering sound. Like horrid storms, but it was coming closer too quickly to be natural. You held your bags to your chest and turned to the noise. The sight made you stop in your tracks. 

More than a dozen men on horseback were charging through the street. They wore gear and masks that signaled their affiliation with the Lin Kuei. You'd never seen them in person but had heard tales of their might and savagery when they wanted something. 

The villagers ran this way and that way, trying to avoid the men on horseback along with the flying debris they left behind in their wake. They smashed stalls and trampled over those unlucky souls who couldn't get away fast enough. Some had bows and arrows and took down more innocent civilians. 

It wasn't until a child ran to you, tears streaming down her cheeks, that you came out of your shock. You threw down your bags and grabbed her, pulling her to safety. Only, it wasn't enough. An arrow pierced her neck. It went so far through that it stabbed your chest. The sight had you screaming in terror. You let the dead child go to run yourself. 

You found yourself in an alley. Pressing your back to the wall, you watched the riders ride past the opening, paying no mind to the dark alley. 

You let out a trembling breath. Your whole body shook in fear. Moving away from the wall, you turned your back to the alley entrance. You had to get to safety. You had to get home. Your parents were in danger. 

As you started to run, you smacked right into a wall - no, not a wall. A giant of a man in the Lin Kuei garb accented with blue. His mask was ornate and hid everything but his expressive brown eyes. 

Those eyes trailed down your face to your chest. He reached out to touch the bloody spot. His fingers were ice cold as they moved your jacket away to inspect the wound through your shirt. You shivered, backing away from him. His other hand grabbed your upper arm to hold you in place. 

"Are you hurt?" He asked in a deep, gravelly voice. 

Your eyes narrowed in annoyance. "Yes! You're destroying my home! Of course, I'm hurt!"

He made a face behind his mask like he was smirking. You tried to pull away, but his grip only tightened. 

"Let me go. I owe you nothing." You said, trying to pull away again. 

"That's where you're wrong, y/n. You owe me everything. Your family and your leader can't pay what they owe us. Instead, they hid the things most precious to them. You, I've decided to spare. You're no son, but you can be very valuable to me in other ways."

"You're wrong about my family. Maybe our leader, but my family would never do anything to be indebted to the likes of a low-life clan like the Lin Kuei."

"You have no idea, do you? I've watched you these last few years. You indulge and never ask where the money comes from. You're either naive or choose to be ignorant. Your father has land, a title, a good job, and somehow has more money than others in his position."

You pause, mulling over his words. Yes, your family might be wealthier than most in town, but your father always said it was that he was good with money. Doubt clouded his words in your head now. Was it true? Why else would they come after you?

"What will happen to the leader's family? His children? Their children?" Your voice is tiny, sticking in your throat with fear. 

"We will get rid of those who won't fall in line." 

His words are so casually spoken that you have to look away. Tears pour down your cheeks at the implications of his words. 

You sniffle, looking back at him. "I'm no fighter. What use would I be to you?"

"You're so innocent." He cups your cheek with the hand that had been inspecting your shirt. "You don't have to be a fighter to warm my bed."

A wave of panic shot through you at his statement. You cried out a sharp "No!" before you finally managed to yank yourself away from him. Only so far could you go before you felt his cold touch again. He held his hand over your nose and mouth. His other arm was tight against your throat. The more you struggled, the more your vision went hazy. 

"Yes. Fight back. It'll make this easier for me." 

He kept talking, but your brain was no longer listening as you fought to keep conscious. 

—

You felt yourself come to. Women were chatting in whispered voices. A few glanced your way. An older woman with gray hair moved over to the bed you were lying on. She held a kindness in her face and movements as she helped you to get up. 

"You'll be Grandmaster Bi-Han's prize tonight. I need you to take a bath and clean yourself everywhere. Make sure to use the oil for your skin. Once you're done, put the robe on and come find me back here." The woman instructed while the two of you went to the bathing room. "Do you understand?" 

You nodded, tears forming in your eyes again. 

"Good. Now, stop crying. He wants you natural and if you keep this up your face will be blotchy and swollen."

She opened the door for you. You stepped in, stopping in the doorway to admire the beauty of the room. 

"You have thirty minutes until the grandmaster is finished with his day. Relax while you clean and pamper yourself. The grandmaster has a temper. It's best not to upset him. 

Here," she put some towels, washcloths, and a robe in your hands. "Calm yourself and get clean so I can dress you."

She didn't give you time to respond as she left the room, closing the door behind her. 

Alone, you realized how quiet it was. The cold air was making you stiff. With a huff, you set to your task: washing and massaging the oil into your skin until you felt soft like silk. No matter what you did you couldn't stop the anger and depression. You threw on your robe and headed back to the busy room. You hoped the woman wouldn't notice your face was still puffy. 

She noticed. Other than a sigh as she wiped around your eyes, she said nothing. A little powder, a simple hairstyle, and some sheer gloss highlighted your face. She dressed you in a silver cheongsam with various blues making up the embroidered bird pattern. Next, she placed a long, white fur cloak around your shoulders and shooed you away with instructions on how to get to where you needed to be. 

When you reached the door it flew open, revealing a hulking presence. He peered down at you, his face set in a scowl. You shifted from one foot to another as he lazily took in your form. 

"Inside," he quipped, grabbing your arm. He pulled you into the room before you had a chance to move yourself. 

He walked you to the center of the sparsely decorated bedroom. 

"Take off the fur." 

You didn’t want to. He noticed the hesitation. Bi-Han narrowed his eyes. His hands flew up to your shoulders and pushed the cloak off. 

His eyes seemed to warm as they trailed over your form. “Where did you get this outfit?”

“The old lady in the - “

“Shush. It’s perfect. Birds suit you. My colors suit you even better.” 

Bi-Han took your hand in a tight grip and led you to the bed. His eyes undressed you as his hands did. You were trembling in fear. You’d never laid with a man, never even let a man see you without clothing on. As your dress fell to the floor you felt tears prick at the corners of your eyes. This was not how you thought your first time would go. 

The grandmaster slid his hands down your sides, pausing to grip your hips. You shivered, goosebumps rising on your skin from his cold touch. His hands moved back up to your breasts. He squeezed them. A hum of appreciation sounded from him. 

“You’ll do well in producing heirs.” He said flatly. His tone seemed at odds with his lust-filled expression and his exploring hands. 

You bit your bottom lip and looked away. “What if I don’t?” You’d heard about women who couldn’t give male heirs. They didn’t last long. 

“I’ll allow you to keep my bed warm.” he shrugged. 

It wasn’t the answer you were expecting. However, you didn’t have much time to process it as he pushed you onto the bed. He crowded you, kissing and biting at your skin. It was overwhelming. There was some pleasure, but mostly pain. He was harsh in his fondling of your body. There was a slight reprieve when he sat up. You were hoping it meant he was done for some reason, but when he simply took his clothes off you knew it was going to be a long night. 

He was barely any nicer to your body when he pushed his cock into your pussy. It stung and you tried to move away from him, but he held you tight. 

“Stop pulling away,” he growled as he grabbed at your ankles. 

“It hurts!”

Bi-Han let out a huff, repositioning himself so your legs were over his shoulders. The intensity of the new position had you crying out in shock. It hurt, but something else was taking over. Your eyes found the grandmaster’s. As cold as his touch was, his expression was burning. You’d seen boys drunk outside of alleyways, their glassy eyes a dead giveaway. That’s how Bi-Han looked. Like he was drunk and needed more. He shifted his hips slightly and you let out a shocked squeak. 

“Gods, right there!” The words tumbled from your lips faster than you could even think of them. 

Bi-Han smirked. “Anything for you, little bird.”

That yearning feeling in your gut was turning your thoughts into white noise. Everything came to a head all at once. The feeling seemed to explode inside of you. Your eyes squeezed shut and you were sure you said something, but it sounded like babbling to your ears. Then, you felt a wet coldness inside you. Bi-Han fucked you through your orgasm, his own triggered by yours. As his hips slowed, your brain was able to catch up with your situation. Tears streamed down your cheeks.

“Hush, now.” Bi-Han cooed, kissing the tears. “You did well, little bird. I knew you would. You were always going to be mine.” He captured your lips in a consuming kiss. 

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Random Cog Headcanons: Serial Numbers

Because I am constantly thinking about cogs in TTCC, I've decided to just start posting a few of my yap sessions to this Tumblr. Some will be long, and some quite short! I'm especially interested in how suits work both physically and within their society, so if you like that kind of thing, I've got a whole lot of it. Starting with something (relatively) short and simple today, though: serial numbers! Basic Summary: In addition to personnel number for use within specific companies (such as those found on Cogs.Ink), all suits have a serial number that acts like a universal ID—essentially their equivalent of a social security number, birth certificate, and more, all wrapped up into one.

Every suit is given a serial number upon completion, as is legally required by the Suitopian government. ‎

Serial numbers typically include information such as which company or independent entity built them, an identifier of the factory in which they were manufactured, the date they were manufactured, a model / design indicator, and a unique string of numbers at the end to serve as an individual identifier.  ‎

>> For example, a C.O.G.S. serial number for your average Flunky could be something along the lines of: COGS-01542-041025-FL001-05382 ‎

>> The above Flunky was manufactured by C.O.G.S. in Factory 1542, on 04/10/25. It is the most basic model of Flunky, specifically, and its individual identifier is 05382, differentiating that particular individual from other Flunkies of that model, built on the same day and in the same factory. ‎

Serial numbers do not typically change over time, and are managed by the Suitopian government. On occasion, the version and model identifier may be updated upon submitting proof of extensive upgrades, but the rest is set in stone. This allows every single suit to be effectively traced back for a number of purposes, such as notifying individuals of recalls or manufacturing defects present in specific production batches. It isn’t, however, good news for suits who find themselves tied to companies or entities that they would rather not have any affiliation with. ‎‎‎

There is a lot of bureaucracy involved with regard to serial numbers, as is the case with most things in suit society. Some are merely built by factories or companies that are deemed more unreliable or of lesser quality than others, which leaves them with the short end of the dipstick when it comes to getting jobs in highly competitive markets.  ‎‎

The usage of serial numbers to differentiate job candidates is considered very controversial as of late, and workers' rights groups in Suitopia are pushing towards forbidding employers from partaking in this kind of discrimination.